Top Signs That You’re On Line Relationship Is Over

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Top Signs That You’re On Line Relationship Is Over

  • All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font.
  • Instead of hearing that lovely “You’ve Got Mail” statement when you use America On Line, you hear “You Just Got Dumped!”
  • Your connection to his server is constantly refused.
  • You get a Dear John E-mail…Your name is Fred.
  • They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole.
  • She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!
  • She tells you that she’s been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!!
  • During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be not just a grandma, but you’re GRANDMA!!

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