Reasons It’s Great To Be A Guy:
– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
– A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
– Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
– You can open all your own jars.
– Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
– Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
– When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
– You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
– You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
– Your last name stays put.
– You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
– Wedding plans take care of themselves.
– If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
– None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
– Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
– Chocolate is just another snack.
– You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
– You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
– Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
– You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
– You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me”.
– You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
– Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
– You don’t care if someone’s talking about you behind your back.
– The remote control is yours and yours alone.
– People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
– You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
– If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your other friends you’ve changed.
– If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
