Reasons It’s Great To Be A Guy:
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
- When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
- You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
- Your last name stays put.
- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me”.
- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
- You don’t care if someone’s talking about you behind your back.
- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
- People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your other friends you’ve changed.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
