|Strip Club Etiquette: Learn the Ropes
You might think that just because you are entering a strip club that you can act the way you want. Sure, it is a place where the rules are a little more relaxed, but that does not mean that you can behave inappropriately or act outrageous. Here are some dos and don’ts when it comes to the world of strip clubs.Do: Dress Appropriately
Sure, some venues let guests walk in with T-shirts and cutoff shorts. But if you are going with friends for a night on the town, then you want to wear something that is both comfortable and that you can sit down in. You will be taking in the sights, so you want to do so comfortably. Plus, you do not want to stick out in this crowd. People are here to see the strippers, not you, so try not to draw too much attention to yourself – either by the way that you dress or by the way that you act.Don’t: Be Loud and Obnoxious
There is one in every crowd, but do your best to avoid being that guy or girl. Even if you feel like you have had a bit too much to drink, rein it in as much as possible. You might think of it as a strip club, but it is a business – and it is a business that relies on repeat business from its clientele. Act professionally (considering the circumstances), and you will be asked to return again.Do: Be Nice to the Bouncer
There is almost always someone at the door who either is taking cover charges or working to ensure that there are no brawls or unsightly guests making their way inside. Be nice to this person. He could be your ticket to better seats and better experiences. You might even want to consider tipping him so that you have an ally. Chances are that he can get you some pretty cool perks if you make nice with him.Don’t: Assume Anything
There are strip clubs that just offer chances for you to watch strippers, but there are clubs that allow much more. If you are unsure what type of services the strip club that you visit provides, then you will need to ask. Either check its Web site before you go or ask the bouncer or a manager once you are there. You do not want to be put in a situation where you thought you were getting more out of the experience than you actually can get. It can be embarrassing for all parties, and you might not be asked to return to the club.Do: Ask What Everything Costs
In addition to making sure that you know what kinds of services you can get, you also want to know what everything costs. Again, most of this information can be found on the club’s Web site, but if you do not get the chance to check beforehand, you should be able to talk to the manager or get a price list from someone at the club. This is particularly helpful if you are taking a friend out for a night of debauchery. You will want to know just how much you are paying for him to have an unforgettable experience.Don’t: Get Too Drunk
Yes, you want to have a great night and an unforgettable time – but the key word here is unforgettable. If you get too excited about your trip and drink just a little too much to relax, it could end up being way too much by the end of the night and you will have forgotten everything that happened. Plus, you may have caused a scene at the club, which no one wants. Instead, pace yourself so you can enjoy the night without having to ask your friends about it the next day.
Do: Get a Designated Driver
Don’t: Try Any Funny Stuff with the Girls
Do: Get to Know the Club’s DJ
The days of dollar bills are being replaced by 10s and 20s. These women work hard for your enjoyment, so the least you can do is reward them for it.
|Reasons Being Single Totally Rules From Bongzilla to Vajamas, why the single life is the best life
From Ryan Reynolds Face Chairs to Bangkok booze vans, here’s a rundown of reasons to be thankful you don’t have a significant other.
1. There are breastaurants everywhere.
2. America’s most innovative minds have dedicated themselves to busting your dry streak.
3. You can find hot women on the World Wide Web without visiting dirty filthy World Wide Websites.
4. There is a movie called Zombie Strippers.
5. Ryan Reynolds Face Chair will always be there for you.
6. We live in an age where can eat your feelings and drown your sorrows at the same time.
8. Girlfriends tend not to let you fly halfway around the world to get gored by a bull.
9. You’re still allowed to get erections over cars.
10. Instead of dropping hundreds on dinner, you can stay at home and make Peanut Butter & Bacon Meatloaf Sliders
11. You can’t buy love, but you can buy friends…
12. Girlfriends hate it when you jump up and down screaming “Go to hell, Skip Bayless! Go straight to hell!”
Who knows why, but they do. Sucks for them, because being able to do this every time you ever see, read, or smell Skip Bayless makes your life so much better.
13. You get to drink by yourself whenever you want.
There’s nothing more romantic than drinking by yourself. Just ask George Thorogood, who once sang: “I drink alone, yeah with nobody else. I drink alone, yeah with nobody else. Yeah you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.” Even though George Thorogood is from America’s most ridiculous state (Delaware), you just can’t argue with that logic.
14. You get to take the awesome weird morally questionable Thailand trip instead of the really beautiful Thailand trip.
15. Thank god you don’t have a girlfriend to drag you to the beach, because now you guys can totally hang out for the week. If the two of you end up murdering someone, stop by Mulligan’s Irish Pub across the street — there’s a defense attorney who hangs out there all the time. He’ll actually grill you courtroom-style over scotches, demanding “What did you do, and why did you do it?!” over and over again until you break.
Men learn to make tough decisions early in life…
Can you remember your first really difficult decision?
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How to Get Any Girl To Sleep With You
1. Tell her you like sandwiches
This is a pretty easy and agreeable ice breaker…
Mainly because you’ll be hard pressed to find someone in opposition to the pro-sandwich position. Plus, girls have the animalistic instinct to want to be in the kitchen cooking things, with nothing but cool hard tiles beneath their feet. Sandwiches are so easy to make, so your (future) lady friend will feel secure knowing you’re just a low maintenance guy who wouldn’t ask for much in the kitchen. She gets to fulfill her God-given right to cook for men and you get a free Turkey Club.
2. Tell her you like babies
3. Comment on her Facebook pictures. All of them.
4. Guess her bra size
5. Take her out to dinner
How To Get Any Girl To Sleep With You 2
1. Find Her Best Friend and Hit on Her
2. Be Yourself
4. Show Her Your Guns
5. Borrow Something
Today's lesson is about Japan
Why Japan? Because they have a
“National Penis Day” — (I kid you not!!!)
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Sex Ed (for Boys): Why Porn is Not a Good Way to Learn About Sex
Young men, you’re in your teens now and that means already you’ve seen several thousand hours of Internet porn. Many of you will soon engage in your first sexual encounter, having no practical instruction to guide you beyond those videos.
Unfortunately, what you see on PornTube represents only what certain men wish sex was like. We’re not saying that you’ll never meet a woman who enjoys, say, having semen squirted into her eyes, or having sex on camera with five strangers in the back of a decorated van. What we’re saying is that just about everything you see in those videos–including the ones that claim to be hidden camera or “reality” porn–is there specifically because real women are not like that. These videos fill a gap between fantasy and reality.
So how do you figure out what to do when you’re finally alone with a lady? Well, we can give you the basics, but the rest will be up to you.
6 Rules For Cheating On Your Girlfriend, Because If You’re Going To Be A Scumbag You Might As Well Be Good At It
When it comes to cheating on your girlfriend there are so many different views, some dudes think it’s no big deal, some dudes think it doesn’t count if it’s in a different area code and some dudes swear it’s the worst thing any guy can do. For some reason the dudes that think it’s a crime punishable by death are the same guys that cheat the more than Tiger woods in the playboy mansion. No matter what your stance is if you’re going to cheat then goddammit you better do it right so let go over the “Unwritten Rules for Cheating on your girl.”
Rule 1: NO LOCAL CHICKS
Rule 2: NO REAL DATES
Rule 3: DON’T CHEAT WITH UGLY CHICKS
Rule 4: MAKE SURE SHE IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS
Rule 5: Never give her your real phone number
Rule 6: Don’t tell ANYBODY
Treat these rules as law gentlemen and your rewards shall be plentiful. Happy Hunting fellas and may the force be with you.
Drones: The Future Of Flight
Boeing Phantom Ray
Type: Military (U.S.)
Description: Boeing’s stealth Phantom Ray took to the skies for the first time in April 2011. According to Boeing, the Phantom Ray can perform missions such as intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance; suppression of enemy air defenses; and electronic attack.
Potential Deployment: Unknown. This is a “demonstrator” so there will likely be a future variation of the Ray.
General Atomics Predator Avenger
Type: Military (U.S.)
Description: General Atomics Aeronautical Systems Predator Avenger C is a beast. According to the two-page brochure, the PAC is a “Next-Generation Multi-mission ISR and Strike Aircraft” and successor for the Predator B that can be stacked with a multitude of weaponry.
Deployment: There is one demonstration craft currently in Afghanistan.
Type: Military (U.S.)
Description: Yo dawg, I heard you like drones so I put a drone in your drone. One small deadly warhead-equipped mini-drone stuffed into another, to be launched from the main drone and remotely aimed at a target.
Potential Deployment: This warhead-equiped micro-UAV could be flown by SOCOM in the skies by spring 2012.
Type: Military (USA)
Description: AeroVironment’s Switchblade is meant to be a portable, rapid deployment, beyond line-of-sight, “loitering munition” that is a “magic bullet.”
A bit of advice, AeroVironment: Don’t describe a remote-controlled bomb as a “loitering munition” that you call “Switchblade,” as it conjures up images of 1950′s-style greasers loitering on street corners, flipping open switchblades idly as they wait for their favorite gals.
Luckily, greasers won’t be in charge of flying Switchblades. They’re to be controlled by infantry and according to the AeroVironment, “Flying quietly at high speed the Switchblade delivers its onboard explosive payload with precision while minimizing collateral damage.”
Potential Deployment: Undisclosed.
Description: AeroVironment is at it again. In partnership with DARPA, they’ve actually managed to build a human mechanically engineered version of one of nature’s most amazing flying machines: the hummingbird. The Nano Hummingbird is a perfect bid for James Bond-esque style spy shenanigans. Once these hit the field, we’ll never look at hummingbirds the same way. “Stop looking at me! That bird is following me!”
Potential Deployment: Within five years.
Army A160 Hummingbird Drone
Description: Though the military’s A160 Hummingbird drone doesn’t resemble an actual hummingbird so much as AeroVironment’s take, it is raising just as many alarms because of its potential to be deployed on the U.S. home front.
Potential Deployment: May or June 2012, Afghanistan
Description: Northrop Grumman describes the Firescout as a “Transformational Fire Scout Vertical Takeoff and Landing Tactical Unmanned Aerial Vehicle system provides unprecedented situation awareness and precision targeting support for U.S. Armed Forces of the future. The MQ-8B Fire Scout has the ability to autonomously take off and land on any aviation-capable warship and at prepared and unprepared landing zones in proximity to the soldier in contact.”
Potential Deployment: March 2013
Description: NG touts its Euro Hawk, built for German Ministry of Defense, as having a “wingspan larger than a commercial airliner, endurance of more than 30 hours and a maximum altitude of more than 60,000 feet, EURO HAWK is an interoperable, modular and cost-effective replacement to the aging fleet of manned Breguet Atlantic aircraft, which have been in service since 1972 and will be retired in 2010.”
Potential Deployment: 2015, 2016 (PDF)
Description: A carrier-based combat drone, Northrop Grumman’s futuristic X-47B flew in its cruise configuration for the first time on November 22, 2011. It can land with precision on the deck of a moving aircraft carrier, and features twin weapons payload bays that hold up to 4,500 lbs. (PDF).
Potential Deployment: 2018
Description: BAE System’s Taranis (PDF) is aiming to “Push the boundaries by providing advancements in low observability capability and autonomous mission systems operations demonstrating the feasibility and utility of UAVs.” Such a statement starts to push the idea of fully autonomous flight from science fiction into science fact, though we’re still a long way off from having an actual real debate on fully autonomous drones fighting our battles and flying our skies.
Potential Deployment: TBD, test flights have been delayed to 2012.
Boeing Phantom Eye
Description: Boeing’s hydrogen-powered Phantom Eye is a High Altitude Long Duration Craft designed to fly at 65,000 feet for up to four days.
Potential Deployment: Unknown
Description: DARPA’s description says the “Vulture technology enables a re-taskable, persistent pseudo-satellite capability, in an aircraft package.” Basically, DARPA is attempting to develop a super long duration craft capable of five year continuous flight. Think about that – the Vulture is intended to fly for up to five years continuously. If it were to launch this year it would be in the air for two Olympics.
Potential Deployment: Unknown
AVIATR: Drone To Fly Saturn’s Moon
Description: While the proposal probably won’t go through for this mission, this is an aerial drone we can really get behind. AVIATR would be a long distance drone that would fly the skies of Saturn’s moon Titan.
Potential Deployment: Beyond 2020
Japan Defense Ministry Ball Drone
Type: Surveillance (Japan)
Description: Techcrunch tells us that the drone can “stand still in mid-air, fly vertically and horizontally through narrow spaces at up to 60km/h, and (which is very cool) keep on moving when it hits the ground or a wall. Thanks to three gyro sensors in its body, the machine can keep also flying even if it’s hit by an obstacle.” And all for only $1,400.
Potential Deployment: Undisclosed
Hottest Actresses Who Have Gone Topless In A Movie
We Saw Your Boobs!
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Men Are Deep Thinkers
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think It would nice to have another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
PS: What deep thinkers men are.
The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man
Stop talking about where you went to college.
Always carry cash. Keep some in your front pocket.
Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.
It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.
Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.
You will regret your tattoos.
Never date an ex of your friend.
Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.
If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
Time is too short to do your own laundry.
When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means. Approach life similarly.
When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
Tip more than you should.
You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
If you want a nice umbrella, bring a shitty one to church.
Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and Junior at home.
Be a regular at more than one bar.
Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.
A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.
It’s better if old men cut your hair. Ask for Sammy at the Mandarin Oriental Barbershop in Hong Kong. He can share his experiences of the Japanese occupation, or just give you a copy of Playboy.
Learn how to fly-fish.
No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing.
There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
Ask for a salad instead of fries.
Don’t split a check.
Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees.
When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.
Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.
Piercings are liabilities in fights.
Do not use an electric razor.
Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer.
Throw parties. But have someone else clean up the next day.
You may only request one song from the DJ.
Measure yourself only against your previous self.
Take more pictures. With a camera.
Place-dropping is worse than name-dropping.
When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them. And spend money to acquire their work.
Your clothes do not match. They go together.
Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner.
Staying angry is a waste of energy.
Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn’t want you.
Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life. There may still be a mortally wounded Russian mobster roaming the woods of south Jersey, but we’ll never know.
If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
Drink outdoors. And during the day. And sometimes by yourself.
Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.
If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious. Cut it out with the vintage Polo and that ’83 Wagoneer in Nantucket.
The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist.
If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting at a dinner party – provided that you don’t initiate conversation with, “So, who are you reading …”
Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.
Hookers aren’t cool, and remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”
Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.
Don’t gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.
Remember, “rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”
The World's 10 Best Nude Beaches
If there’s one problem with nude beaches, it’s that you can’t control who actually takes off their clothes. Also, sand gets everywhere. Even so, they’re still better than regular beaches by virtue of one simple fact — they have naked people.
Here’s our list of the 10 most sizzling seaside spots around the globe to soak up the sun, au naturel.
Spiaggia di Guvano — Corniglia, Italy
This small shoreline’s a far cry from the Riviera’s tourist-packed beaches, but well worth the short trek through a pitch-black tunnel (don’t forget a flashlight) in the mountainous Cinque Terre region. You’ll be rewarded with an isolated beach populated by naked Italians. Is there anything better?
Perk: You’ll probably be the only tourist there.
Pit: You might fall to your death attempting to reach it.
Red Beach — Crete, Greece
Bellevue Beach — Klampenborg, Denmark
Wreck Beach — Vancouver, Canada
Grande Saline — St. Bart’s
Praia do Pinho — Balneário Camboriú, Brazil
New U.S. Army Rifle!
The MXT135 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System has a range of roughly 7,800 feet – and is to be deployed in Afghanistan soon. I would call it the “Equalizer.” Some call it the “Punisher.” The rifle’s gun sight uses a laser range finder to determine the exact distance to the obstruction, after which the soldier can add or subtract up to 10 meters from that distance to enable the bullets to clear the barrier and explode above or beside the target.
Soldiers will be able to use them to target snipers hidden in trenches rather than calling in air strikes. The 35-millimeter round contains a chip that receives a radio signal from the gun sight as to the precise distance to the target.
Lt. Col. Christopher Lehner, project manager for the system, described the weapon as a ‘game-changer’ that other nations will try and copy. The Army plans to buy 42,500 of the MXT135 rifles this year, enough for every member of the infantry and special forces, at a cost of $11,900.00 each. Lehner told Fox News: “With this weapon system, we take away cover from [enemy targets] forever. Tactics are going to have to be rewritten. The only thing we can see [enemies] being able to do is run away.”
Experts say the rifle means that enemy troops will no longer be safe if they take cover. The MXT135 appears to be the perfect weapon for street-to-street fighting that troops in Afghanistan have to engage in, with enemy fighters hiding behind walls and only breaking cover to fire occasionally. The weapon’s laser finder would work out how far away the enemy was and then the U.S. Soldier would add one meter using a button near the trigger.
When fired, the explosive round would carry exactly one meter past the wall and explode with the force of a hand grenade above the Taliban fighter.
The army’s project manager for new weapons, Douglas Tamilio, said: ”This is the first leap-ahead technology for troops that we’ve been able to develop and deploy.”
A patent granted to the bullet’s maker, Alliant Tech systems, reveals that the chip can determine how far it has traveled. Mr. Tamilio said: “You could shoot a Javelin missile, and it would cost about $69,000. These rounds will end up costing $45.00 apiece.”
They’re relatively cheap. Lehner added: “This is a game-changer. The enemy has learned to get cover, for hundreds if not thousands of years. Well, they can’t do that anymore. We’re taking that cover from them and there’s only two outcomes: We’re going to get you behind that cover or force you to flee.” The rifle will initially use high-explosive rounds, but its makers say that it might later use versions with smaller explosive charges that aim to stun rather than kill.
What one of the revolutionary bullets looks like that can be pre-programmed to explode to hit troops that are hiding.
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10 Ways To Correctly “Do” Foreplay, By Adult Film Star Tasha Reign
Believe it or not… I love sex : )
However, I do not get a ton of action off-camera, for the following reasons:
1. I am selective.
2. I do it for work, so I’m not in desperate need of it.
3. I do not have a boyfriend (single and looking, though).
I do, however, know that when I DO decide to part take in the act, I want to make it special, intimate, fulfilling, romantic, and sometimes just really full of orgasms. Want to know how I make sure this happens every time? I lead, obviously, and most importantly, I implement foreplay (which reminds me – I used to strip at a club called “4PLAY” in Westwood, but that’s a story for another time…).
Here are some fab tips and tricks for you, from me, about what the ladies want / expect / wish / demand / lust / desire…. when it comes to foreplay in the bedroom (wherever your actively fucking):
1.The massage. I put this at the very top of the list, because it is my truly, absolutely, most favorite part of the whole escapade. Massages can be so hot, sexy, romantic, sensual, and just a plain turn on! I genuinely would bang a female massage therapist that I’m not psychically attracted to, just because she gives a good massage. Seriously. And by “bang,” I mean she could even go down on me. I just love massages, and want to express to my Bro’s how a simple massage could turn into the best sex of your life. A tip: remember her upper thighs… those are the best parts!
2. Kissing! I love kissing – fresh breath and tongue, on my neck and all over my body – kissing is the perfect lead-in to feeling up and down her body. Getting her wet, with your cock hard, and teasing the fuck out of each other…so HOT. Just remember: fresh breath is ALWAYS appreciated.
3. Setting the mood. Ultimately, any place you want to fuck can probably be accommodated, aside from the really illegal places… and any place can be set up to be a real sexy area, but the trick for me is in the pre-planning. Everything in life is smoother with a game plan, right? The other day, I cleared my hotel furniture and attempted to fuck on the windowsill. It could have backfired, but the attempt is what counted, and planning helped a lot before we even got started! So – try to make the location of the sex fun, frisky, and hot. Use candles and lighting, scents and music, decor or none at all – just think about how the place makes you feel, and how it will make her feel, and increase it with your senses so the kind of sex you have is inspired by the mood you’ve set.
4. Conversation. Sounds so simple, but a great interaction with someone, a real intellectual talk, even a spiritual one, or even a fun and playful banter, can change the way I see an individual. Try to not be too full of yourself – and make sure to ask her lots of questions about herself. People love to talk about themselves, don’t you? Having a hard time breaking the ice? Knowing a little about what’s going on in the world, or in pop culture, or having common likes and dislikes, can really help to spark interest.
5. Titty play. Boobs can be ultra sensitive; I know mine are! Lots of attention to my tits is always appreciated, and makes a woman feel really sexually desired, so make sure to touch them and caress them, suck them, and lick them – and of course if foreplay goes accordingly… TITTY FUCK them! Of course, tread carefully – some girls get annoyed if they’re not turned on before titty play, so if she seems like that kind of girl, maybe start with something else to get her warmed up before attacking the tits.
6. Butt play. It’s not for the weak of heart. I’m only kidding in my case – that’s totally a turn on to me, and I don’t mean just anal sex. I mean you can softly or roughly grab my ass, kiss it, lick it, and anally rim it. I love a man to want to eat my ass out, with his tongue deep inside me. Is that too much info?
7. Play with that clitoris. Start just over the top of, twirl it around, and listen to her moans to see what she’s into. Make sure you’re not going too hard, by asking her how she likes it. Kiss her when you’re playing with her clit, and look into her eyes, and touch her neck with your mouth. This can all lead to an orgasm, with absolutely no sex…and she’ll thank you for it!
8. Finger that pussy. All this action has got her soaking wet by now – at least mine would be. So slip your clean fingers deep inside of her, and bang her, nice and slow, and then speed it up. Make sure she is okay with this – you can move up to 2 fingers or more, which can be really fun as well.
9. Spanking. My personal fetish can get a certain type of woman in the mood to play dirty, and I mean real dirty. Make sure you test it out first though – start softly, and see if she’s into it. If she’s not into it, do not continue. But more than likely she is, and you should absolutely try to “punish” her to the extent that she is comfortable. This is about turning HER on, not hurting her! : )
10. Pussy licking. My personal favorite and most important part! If she’s nervous, keep working at it to convince her to love it. If she’s going to have sex with you, how could she not, right? Some girls are very insecure about their girl parts, and need a little extra confidence about how good they taste, and smell, and feel. Get your tongue and face up in there, and be the man I know you are – eat her out properly!
11. Make her cum. The end.
Unforgettable Nude Scenes
Stacy Martin and Shia LaBeouf don’t hold back in ”Nymphomaniac: Volume 1”; see others who’ve disrobed for a role. (Hey, people! The human body is nothing to snicker at! Okay, maybe sometimes…)
STACY MARTIN AND SHIA LABEOUF
In Nymphomaniac (2014)
As their suggestive promo posters made clear, Lars Von Trier’s two-volume exploration of an insatiable woman (played by Martin at a young age in flashback scenes, Charlotte Gainsbourg when character is at her current age) includes graphic sex scenes, with LaBeouf playing her first love(r). There’s nudity to spare throughout the film, which includes costars such as Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Christian Slater, and Connie Nielsen. To figure out which of those performers get full-frontal, you’ll have to see the film (though EW’s Chris Nashawaty wouldn’t necessarily recommend it.
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