Quotes by Albert Einstein
  • “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
  • “Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.”
  • “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
  • “The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.”
  • “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
  • “Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.”
  • “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.”
  • “Education is not the learning of the facts, but the training of the mind to think.”
  • “You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.”
  • “The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”
  • “When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn’t know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!”
  • “Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything learned in school.”
  • “If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German, and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
    Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”
  • “Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.”
  • “Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics, I assure you that mine are greater.”
  • “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
  • “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it’s ability to climb a tree, it will live it’s whole life believing it is stupid.”
  • “Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.”
  • “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S RELATIVITY.”

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Some Anecdotes About Albert Einstein
Honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century.

One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein’s driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver’s uniform.

Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. Well, the answer to that question is so simple, he casually replied. I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it.

Albert Einstein’s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. Why should I? He would invariably argue. Everyone knows me there.

When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. Why should I said Einstein? No one knows me there!

Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour, he at once declared. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity!

When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein’s home. The driver said who does not know Einstein’s address? Everyone in Princeton knows. Do you want to meet him?
Einstein replied, I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.

The conductor said, Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.

Einstein looked at him and said, Young man, I too, know who I am.
What I don’t know is where I’m going.
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