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AIRCRAFT QUIZ

This is a trick question.

What is the biggest advantage of rotary-wing aircraft over fixed-wing aircraft?

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Damn, sure guessed wrong on that answer.
Wasn’t even close.

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What is the meaning of courage?
Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?
Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

Bullshit !!!…….. those are nothing!
THIS my friend, is COURAGE!!!


Why Can’t I Ever Date Women Like This?


What Will It Do?

A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “what will it do?”
The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds,” or something along those lines.

Well, here’s the brand new 2011, Ferrari “458 Italia”
First, here’s what it looks like:

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Extremely Funny Porn Movie Parodies
Who said that porn producers aren’t creative?


What Bra Sizes Really Mean


My son told me – Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him – No, nobody has one in our family …… and you are not having one!
He asked me – Why not? All my friends have a tattoo!
I told him – It would be a stain on your body forever!
He pleaded with me – Dad, please, please, just a Disney Character on the belly?
And after many hours of discussion, I finally gave in and decided to let him.
After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice … And I thought …
a Disney Character … is probably not so bad!
WRONG !

If this doesn't make you laugh, you need help!

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Lifesavers

I don’t claim to know too much about lifesaving…
Lifesavers
But if anyone is going to bring this guy back to life, my money is on the girl on the right…
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Shocking Photos of Poverty in the U.S.A.
Poor Girls


This Is So Sad
We grow up with such great hopes and dreams.
We face life’s challenges everyday and we try to look everyone right in the eye.
To instill our sincerity in those we meet and converse with eye contact.
And in return we expect the same courtesy.
These are the reasons why this is such a sad story!

Because this poor thing...
This Is So Sad
SHE WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE EYE CONTACT
NEVER EVER!!!
SO SAD!!!
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Retirement
A retiree’s life is not what I thought it to be, but I will not despair.
I too am affected by the economic crisis.
PROOF:
I have to eat moldy cheese.
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…and dried meat
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I have to drink old wine
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…my car has no roof
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…and my bathtub is in the yard
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But I will continue to struggle along and now I must protect my nose from the sun.
protect my nose
With a bit of courage I will survive this crisis.
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How Boobs Got Their Name
You learn something every day.
This is much simpler than I thought!
Boob
No need to thank me, just trying to keep friends informed and educated.
 

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Parental Discretion Is Advised

Woman Being Funny..Sort Of


So what are you up to this weekend?

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