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Strip Club Etiquette: Learn the Ropes
You might think that just because you are entering a strip club that you can act the way you want. Sure, it is a place where the rules are a little more relaxed, but that does not mean that you can behave inappropriately or act outrageous. Here are some dos and don’ts when it comes to the world of strip clubs.Do: Dress Appropriately
Sure, some venues let guests walk in with T-shirts and cutoff shorts. But if you are going with friends for a night on the town, then you want to wear something that is both comfortable and that you can sit down in. You will be taking in the sights, so you want to do so comfortably. Plus, you do not want to stick out in this crowd. People are here to see the strippers, not you, so try not to draw too much attention to yourself – either by the way that you dress or by the way that you act.Don’t: Be Loud and Obnoxious
There is one in every crowd, but do your best to avoid being that guy or girl. Even if you feel like you have had a bit too much to drink, rein it in as much as possible. You might think of it as a strip club, but it is a business – and it is a business that relies on repeat business from its clientele. Act professionally (considering the circumstances), and you will be asked to return again.Do: Be Nice to the Bouncer
There is almost always someone at the door who either is taking cover charges or working to ensure that there are no brawls or unsightly guests making their way inside. Be nice to this person. He could be your ticket to better seats and better experiences. You might even want to consider tipping him so that you have an ally. Chances are that he can get you some pretty cool perks if you make nice with him.Don’t: Assume Anything
There are strip clubs that just offer chances for you to watch strippers, but there are clubs that allow much more. If you are unsure what type of services the strip club that you visit provides, then you will need to ask. Either check its Web site before you go or ask the bouncer or a manager once you are there. You do not want to be put in a situation where you thought you were getting more out of the experience than you actually can get. It can be embarrassing for all parties, and you might not be asked to return to the club.Do: Ask What Everything Costs
In addition to making sure that you know what kinds of services you can get, you also want to know what everything costs. Again, most of this information can be found on the club’s Web site, but if you do not get the chance to check beforehand, you should be able to talk to the manager or get a price list from someone at the club. This is particularly helpful if you are taking a friend out for a night of debauchery. You will want to know just how much you are paying for him to have an unforgettable experience.Don’t: Get Too Drunk
Yes, you want to have a great night and an unforgettable time – but the key word here is unforgettable. If you get too excited about your trip and drink just a little too much to relax, it could end up being way too much by the end of the night and you will have forgotten everything that happened. Plus, you may have caused a scene at the club, which no one wants. Instead, pace yourself so you can enjoy the night without having to ask your friends about it the next day.

Do: Get a Designated Driver
That being said, if you are going to drink, you should only have enough alcohol in your system to have a good time. Whether you are out with a few friends or a large group, you want to have a designated driver. Talk to someone at the club about the cab companies that they use frequently. Their recommendation can be helpful as the night wears on and you find that you cannot possibly get behind the wheel. You can always pick up your car the next day – sure, it is a walk of shame of sorts, but it is well worth it.

Don’t: Try Any Funny Stuff with the Girls
This, of course, is unless you are at a club where this is welcomed. But for the most part, each service that is provided at these clubs costs money. If you simply walk in, sit down, watch a girl dance, and then try to touch her, you might risk getting kicked out. Look around the place to see what other guests are doing and how they are behaving. Fall in line with them, and you will be fine. Step out of line, and you could get into big trouble.

Do: Get to Know the Club’s DJ
There are DJs at virtually all strip clubs, and they are the ones who are in charge of the music that is being played. You of course can make requests, but you also want to talk to the DJ to learn more about the place. Chances are good that he knows more than most people about the club and the types of services it provides – not to mention the overall atmosphere. He can be your best ally if you treat him right.

Don’t: Skimp
These girls get paid for their work, and they get paid by people like you. Most of the women who work at these clubs rely entirely on tips. If you like what you see, then be generous.

The days of dollar bills are being replaced by 10s and 20s. These women work hard for your enjoyment, so the least you can do is reward them for it.
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Reasons Being Single Totally Rules From Bongzilla to Vajamas, why the single life is the best life
From Ryan Reynolds Face Chairs to Bangkok booze vans, here’s a rundown of reasons to be thankful you don’t have a significant other.

1. There are breastaurants everywhere.
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Even in Odessa, TX, aka Friday Night Lights-ville, there are welcoming establishments where ladies who sometimes dress up as firewomen for calendars say things like “I hope to see you real soon for our awesome hearty man food, ice cold beer and all the sports you can handle. And, of course, because I’m here.”

2. America’s most innovative minds have dedicated themselves to busting your dry streak.
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“Hey, should we write a computer program that would allocate America’s water supplies more efficiently so that our western states don’t become a desert?” “We could, or we could invent an app that would help this guy Larry have casual sex with whoever happens to come within 50 yards of his iPhone.”

3. You can find hot women on the World Wide Web without visiting dirty filthy World Wide Websites.
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If you’re unlucky enough to have self-esteem, hours and hours of looking at smut could damage it. Instead, spend tonight following this valuable website’s lead by “supporting independent craftspeople”, i.e., staring at the hot women of Etsy.

4. There is a movie called Zombie Strippers.
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You can watch it for free right now.Not burdened by pride? Then enjoy this movie about viruses unleashed by the government, exotic dancers from Nebraska, and other stuff. Don’t worry about anyone eating your brains, because you’re watching a movie called Zombie Strippers.

5. Ryan Reynolds Face Chair will always be there for you.
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An even better conversationalist than Ryan Gosling Face Chair, Ryan Reynolds Face Chair is eager to talk about your favorite scenes from Van Wilder, and ready to send you crashing painfully to the floor the moment you bring up your favorite scenes from The Proposal.

6. We live in an age where can eat your feelings and drown your sorrows at the same time.
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Humphry Slocombe — the San Francisco company responsible for the bourbon & corn flakes “Secret Breakfast” ice cream — delivers six-packs of pints nationwide. Granted, it’s obscenely expensive to have ice cream shipped overnight, but who are you going to spend that money on anyway?

7. Vajamas.
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If you’re afraid this is just a pun and not a real product, prepare to be relieved.

8. Girlfriends tend not to let you fly halfway around the world to get gored by a bull.
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Sometimes they do, but usually they’re so up your butt that you don’t even have time to read a rad story about some other guy who flew halfway around the world to get gored by a bull.

9. You’re still allowed to get erections over cars.
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Not over a LeBaron or something, because that would be disturbing, but if you happen to see a Porsche supercar that goes 0-60 faster than a jet and makes other Porsches look like Johnny Knoxville sprinting in The Ringer, it’s totally cool if you get an erection and then smile because you know you don’t have a girlfriend who doesn’t understand that getting an erection over this Porsche is totally different than getting an erection over a LeBaron.

10. Instead of dropping hundreds on dinner, you can stay at home and make Peanut Butter & Bacon Meatloaf Sliders
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Or any of the other easy-to-make man-snacks in this incredible snacking guide full of dozens and dozens of man-snacks. Who can count, really — there are so many man-snacks in this snacking guide.

11. You can’t buy love, but you can buy friends…
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…by buying Bongzilla. It’s 100% happy magic fun time!

12. Girlfriends hate it when you jump up and down screaming “Go to hell, Skip Bayless! Go straight to hell!”

Who knows why, but they do. Sucks for them, because being able to do this every time you ever see, read, or smell Skip Bayless makes your life so much better.

13. You get to drink by yourself whenever you want.

There’s nothing more romantic than drinking by yourself. Just ask George Thorogood, who once sang: “I drink alone, yeah with nobody else. I drink alone, yeah with nobody else. Yeah you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.” Even though George Thorogood is from America’s most ridiculous state (Delaware), you just can’t argue with that logic.

14. You get to take the awesome weird morally questionable Thailand trip instead of the really beautiful Thailand trip.
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This dude runs a full bar out of this van he had customized by some Croatian. You can find him around the corner from Cheap Charlie’s on Sukhumvit Soi

15. Thank god you don’t have a girlfriend to drag you to the beach, because now you guys can totally hang out for the week. If the two of you end up murdering someone, stop by Mulligan’s Irish Pub across the street — there’s a defense attorney who hangs out there all the time. He’ll actually grill you courtroom-style over scotches, demanding “What did you do, and why did you do it?!” over and over again until you break.
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No One Deserves That
Keep reading the pictures explain it
So I arrive home this evening; Judie is not yet home from exercise. I park in the garage, get out of the car, walk around the back of the car and notice that a squirrel is hanging upside down from the bird feeder. This is not unusual but it drives me crazy to see them hoarding the bird’s food, so I yell at him.To my surprise, the squirrel shows no reaction to my warning. So now I’m a little pissed that he don’t leave and I scream again and he still don’t leave. He hangs there as I approach and doesn’t even move. Then I see that he is clearly stuck or caught, and could not run away even if he wanted to. It was also clear, that he was dead. Though the exact cause of death has not been formally determined, I am quite sure that death came as a relief to this poor guy.There is something about being male that I think bonds us all males together regardless of species. I think when you see the pictures you will know why say that.

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Tough Decisions
Men learn to make tough decisions early in life…
Can you remember your first really difficult decision?
Tough Decisions
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Top 10 Sniper Rifles

A good sniper can damage enemy’s morale by taking out key personnel. They can stop a unit in its tracks. But for a good sniper a gun with an eagle sight, deadly impact and a monstrous fire power is essential. Today we have rounded up Top 10 Sniper Rifles of all times.

No 10. M24 (American)

No 10. M24 - 1

Caliber:

7.62x51mm NATO (.308 win)

Operation:

Bolt Action

Feed:

5-Round internal magazine

Weight:

12.1 lb (5.49 kg) empty without telescope

Length:

43in (1092mm)

Sights:

10×42 Leupold Ultra M3A telescope sight (Mil-Dots),
plus detachable emergency iron sights. (Redfield Palma International)

Barrel:

416R Stainless Steel, 24″ length, 1:11.2″ twist, 5 radial land grooves

Stock:

HS Precision – adjustable length.

Max Effective Range:

800 meters (875 yards)

Expected Accuracy:

1 MOA with M118
.5 MOA with M118LR

The M24 Sniper’s Weapon System (SWS) represents a return to bolt action sniper rifles by the US Army. As in the USMC M40A1, the M24 uses the Remington 700 action, although the receiver is a long action made for adaptation to take the .300 Winchester Magnum round. The stock (HS Precision) is made of a composite of Kevlar, graphite and fiberglass bound together with epoxy resins, and features an aluminum bedding block and adjustable butt plate. A detachable bipod (Harris) can be attached to the stocks fore-end. The metal finish is powder coated for extreme durability

No 10. M24 -2
The rifle had a very quick development cycle as the US Army had decided it wanted to get snipers back into the US Army and was in the process of developing the B4 identifier and the school to award it. There was a major short fall of M21′s which was the standard sniper rifle at that point of time and the Army figured it would need 10,000 sniper rifles of which they didn’t have nearly that many M21′s. So a new sniper rifle was developed at the same time and it was done in a record 22 months. The Weapon System Matrix Manager for the M24 was Major John Mende and he explains that the long action actually had nothing to do with the ability to convert to a .300 Win Mag but was a product of that quick development time. The rifle was intended to be chambered in the .30-06 as the -06 was a type classified monition for the Army unlike the .300 WM at the time. They wanted to have a high power load for the .30-06 eventually developed. As development of the system was moving forward they discovered that there was not enough .30-06 ammo in a single lot in the Army’s inventory to test and develop the system so they quickly changed to the 7.62x51mm NATO (308 Win) and left the action the same as there was not enough time for the manufacturers of the stock and floor plate to make the change to short action. They also fully believed they would later do a product improvement update and convert all the M24′s to .30-06. The fact that they could convert them to .300 Win Mag was an unexpected benefit to the SF groups and was never actually designed into the system.

Remington’s M24-A2 Sniper Rifle

No 9. SR25 (American)

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No 9. SR25 - 2
Knights SR-25 rifle, civilian version with 20″ barrel
No 9. SR25 -3
Knights SR-25 carbine, civilian version with 16″ barrel and telescopic buttstock

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

United States

Service history

In service

1990

Used by

See Users

Wars

Afghanistan War, Iraq War, 2006 East Timorese crisis, 2nd Intifada

Production history

Designer

Eugene Stoner

Manufacturer

Knight’s Armament Company

Variants

SR-25 Enhanced Match rifle, with 20 in (510 mm) barrelSR-25 Enhanced Match Carbine, with 16 in (410 mm) barrel and M110 flash suppressor

Specifications

Weight

Match Rifle 10.75 lb (4.88 kg),
LwMatch 9.5 lb (4.3 kg),
Carbine 7.5 lb (3.4 kg),
Sporter 8.75 lb (3.97 kg)

Length

1,118 mm (44.0 in)

Barrel length

Match Rifle 24 in (610 mm)(also LwMatch & Sporter 20 in/510 mm, Carbine 16 in/410 mm)


Cartridge

7.62x51mm NATO

Action

Gas-operated, rotating bolt

Rate of fire

Semi-automatic

Feed system

10 and 20-round detachable box magazine

SR-25 SASS Future Weapons

No 8. L42 Enfield (British)

No 8. L42 Enfield
 

Type

Bolt-action rifle

Place of origin

United Kingdom

Service history

In service

1895-1926 (MLE)
1907–present (SMLE)

Used by

Wars

Second Boer War
First World War
Second World War
Various Colonial conflicts
Irish War of Independence
Malayan Emergency
Korean War
Nepalese Civil War
Afganistan conflict
and numerous other conflicts.

Production history

Designer

James Paris Lee, RSAF Enfield

Produced

1895-1907 (MLE)
1907– (SMLE)

Number built

over 17,000,000 (All Variants)[1]

Variants

Short, Magazine Lee Enfield Mk. I, Mk. I*, Mk.III, Mk. III*, Rifle No. 4 Mk. 1, Mk. 1* (produced by Savage and Long Branch), Mk. 1(T) Sniper Rifle, Mk. 2, Rifle No 5 Mk. 1 (Jungle Carbine)

Specifications

Weight

~4 kg (8.8 lb) depending on wood density

Length

1,130 mm (44.5 in)

Barrel length

635 mm (25 in)


Cartridge

.303 Mk VII SAA Ball

Action

Bolt-action

Muzzle velocity

744 m/s (2,441 ft/s)

Effective range

550 yards (503 m)[2]

Maximum range

2,000 yd (1,829 m)

Feed system

10-round magazine, loaded with 5-round charger clips

Sights

Sliding ramp rear sights, Fixed-post front sights, “Dial” long-range volley sights; Telescopic sights on Sniper models.

Long Branch 7.62mm Lee Enfield No 4 Mk 1*

No 7. M21 (American)

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VBSS Training Exercise
 

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

United States

Service history

In service

1969–1988

Used by

United States

Production history

Designer

Army Weapons Command,
Combat Development Command,
Limited Warfare Agency

Designed

1969

Manufacturer

Rock Island Arsenal, Springfield Armory

Variants

M25

Specifications

Weight

5.27 kg (11.6 lb)

Length

1118 mm (44 in)

Barrel length

560 mm (22 in)


Cartridge

7.62x51mm NATO

Action

Gas-operated, rotating bolt

Muzzle velocity

853 m/s (2,800 ft/s)

Effective range

690 m (750 yd)

Feed system

5, 10 or 20-round detachable boxmagazine

Sights

Front: National Match front blade .062
Rear: Match-grade hooded aperture with one-half minute adjustments for both windage and elevation.
26 3/4 in sight radius.



No 6. PSG1 (German)

No 6. PSG1

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

West Germany

Service history

In service

1972-present

Used by

Germans

Production history

Designer

Heckler & Koch GmbH

Designed

1970s

Manufacturer

Heckler & Koch GmbH
SEDENA (licensed)

Produced

1972–present

Variants

PSG1A1, MSG90, MSG90A1

Specifications

Weight

7.2 kg (15.87 lb)

Length

1,230 mm (48.4 in)

Barrel length

650 mm (25.6 in)

Width

59 mm (2.3 in)

Height

258 mm (10.2 in) with telescopic sight


Cartridge

7.62x51mm NATO

Action

Roller-delayed blowback

Muzzle velocity

868 m/s (2,848 ft/s)

Effective range

800 m

Feed system

5- or 20-round detachable box magazineor 50-round drum

Sights

Hendsoldt ZF6x42PSG1 telescopic sightwith illuminated reticle

Tokyo Marui PSG-1 Review

No 5. Dragunov SVD (Soviet Union)

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No 5. Dragunov SVD  - 2

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

Soviet Union

Service history

In service

1963–present

Used by

Russians

Wars

Vietnam War,[1] Soviet war in Afghanistan, Iraq War, Yugoslav Wars,First and Second Chechen Wars, 2008 South Ossetia War

Production history

Designer

Evgeny Dragunov

Designed

1958–1963

Manufacturer

Izhmash, Norinco, Zastava Arms

Produced

1963–present[2]

Variants

See Variants

Specifications

Weight

4.30 kg (9.48 lb) (with scope and unloaded magazine)[2]
4.68 kg (10.3 lb) (SVDS)
4.40 kg (9.7 lb) (SVU)
5.02 kg (11.1 lb) (SWD-M)

Length

1,225 mm (48.2 in) (SVD)[2]
1,135 mm (44.7 in) stock extended / 815 mm (32.1 in) stock folded (SVDS)
900 mm (35.4 in) (SVU)
1,125 mm (44.3 in) (SWD-M)

Barrel length

610 mm (24.0 in) (SVD, SWD-M)[2]
565 mm (22.2 in) (SVDS)
600 mm (23.6 in) (SVU)


Cartridge

7.62x54mmR[2]

Action

Gas-operated, rotating bolt

Muzzle velocity

830 m/s (2,723 ft/s) (SVD, SVDS, SWD-M)
800 m/s (2,624.7 ft/s) (SVU)

Effective range

Up to 800 m sight adjustments for point targets

Maximum range

1,300 m with scope
1,200 m with iron sights

Feed system

10-round detachable box magazine

Sights

PSO-1 telescopic sight and iron sights with an adjustable rear notch sight

Dragunov (SVD)

No 4. AS50 (Bristish)

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No 4. AS50 - 2
 

Type

Anti-materiel rifle, Sniper rifle

Place of origin

United Kingdom

Production history

Designed

2005 or 2006

Produced

2006

Number built

Unknown

Variants

1 AS50

Specifications

Weight

27 lb (12.2 kg) (no scope/sight, empty mag)

Length

53.9″ (1369 mm)

Barrel length

692 mm


Cartridge

12.7 x 99 mm NATO

Caliber

12.7 mm .50 BMG

Action

Direct impingement[citation needed]

Rate of fire

semi-automatic, estimated at 5 rounds/1.3 seconds

Effective range

1,500 m

Feed system

5 or 10 round detachable box magazine



No 3. Barrett .50 Cal (American)

No 3. Barrett .50 Cal - 1
 
No 3. Barrett .50 Cal - 2

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

United States

Production history

Manufacturer

Barrett Firearms Company

Unit cost

$3800-$4000

Specifications

Weight

25 lb (11.36 kg)

Length

50.4 in (1280 mm)

Barrel length

32 inches (813 mm)


Cartridge

.50 BMG (12.7 × 99 mm),
.416 Barrett

Action

Single Shot, Bolt Action

Maximum range

2600 Meters



No 2. Cheytac .408 cal (American)

No 2. Cheytac .408 cal - 1
 
No 2. Cheytac .408 cal -2
 

Type

Rifle

Place of origin

United States

Production history

Designer

John Taylor and William O. Wordman

Designed

2001

Manufacturer

Chey Tac

Produced

2001–present

Variants

.375 Chey Tac

Specifications

Parent case

.505 Gibbs

Case type

Rimless, bottleneck

Bullet diameter

.408 in (10.4 mm)

Neck diameter

.438 in (11.1 mm)

Shoulder diameter

.601 in (15.3 mm)

Base diameter

.637 in (16.2 mm)

Rim diameter

.640 in (16.3 mm)

Rim thickness

.065 in (1.7 mm)

Case length

3.04 in (77 mm)

Overall length

4.307 in (109.4 mm)

Case capacity

159 gr H2O (10.335 cm³)

Rifling twist

1 in 13 in (330.2 mm)

Primer type

Large Rifle

Maximum pressure

63,800 psi (440 MPa)

Ballistic performance

Bullet weight/type

Velocity

Energy

305 gr (19.8 g) Solid

3,500 ft/s (1,100 m/s)

8,298 ft·lbf(11,251 J)

419 gr (27.2 g) Solid

3,000 ft/s (910 m/s)

8,376 ft·lbf(11,356 J)

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No 1. L115A3 AWM (British)

No 1. L115A3 AWM - 1
 
No 1. L115A3 AWM -2
 

Type

Sniper rifle

Place of origin

United Kingdom

Service history

In service

1997 – present

Used by

See Users

Wars

Afghanistan War, Iraq War

Production history

Manufacturer

Accuracy International

Specifications

Weight

6.5 kg (14.3 lb) (.300 Winchester Magnum)
6.9 kg (15.1 lb) (.338 Lapua Magnum)
with stock, bipod and empty magazine

Length

1200 mm (47.2 in) (.300 Win. Mag.)
1230 mm (48.4 in) (.338 Lapua Magnum)

Barrel length

660 mm (26 in) (.300 Win. Mag.)
686 mm (27 in) (.338 Lapua Magnum)


Cartridge

.300 Winchester Magnum
.338 Lapua Magnum

Action

Bolt-action

Effective range

1,100 metres (1,203 yd)
.300 Winchester Magnum[1]
1,400 metres (1,531 yd)
.338 Lapua Magnum[1]

Feed system

5-round detachable box magazine

Sights

detachable aperture type iron sights
day or night optics


The British-made L115A3 Long Range Rifle

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How to Get Any Girl To Sleep With You
1. Tell her you like sandwiches
This is a pretty easy and agreeable ice breaker…
Mainly because you’ll be hard pressed to find someone in opposition to the pro-sandwich position. Plus, girls have the animalistic instinct to want to be in the kitchen cooking things, with nothing but cool hard tiles beneath their feet. Sandwiches are so easy to make, so your (future) lady friend will feel secure knowing you’re just a low maintenance guy who wouldn’t ask for much in the kitchen. She gets to fulfill her God-given right to cook for men and you get a free Turkey Club.

2. Tell her you like babies
Girls LOVE babies. Cute, cuddly, and totally hitting the maternal instinct. Have you ever seen girls around babies? All over ‘em. And what’s better than seeing a baby? Having one, of course. Here’s a little known fact— You know that day in health class where they separated the boys and the girls to talk about sex? While you were learning what condoms were, girls were learning how to poke holes in them. Trust me, there’s nothing a college girl wants more than to take her young, hot bod and shove a baby in it. So go on, tell her you like babies and you’ll be one step closer to makin’ em.

3. Comment on her Facebook pictures. All of them.
Now that you’ve established your similar interests, you need to give your woman a clear signal that you’re interested. And nothing let’s a girl know she’s on your mind like the knowledge that you’ve just spend the last 30 minutes clicking through every facebook picture she’s ever be tagged in. Sure you’re probably doing this already, but how is she supposed to know? Strategically place a “LoL” or “iz REALLY likes dis one!!” on about every third or so. That way, she’ll be 100% certain you’ve looked through all of them. That that kind of dedication shows a girl that you’re committed in your attempts to get in her pants. And what girl doesn’t love commitment?

4. Guess her bra size
Girls are usually pretty self conscious about body image, so you should make sure she knows you’re already familiar and realistic about how she looks. Nows no time to flatter her, contemplate her bra size with a clear mind. I know what you’re thinking- this could go horribly wrong. But consider the outcomes… if you guess too big, she’ll be wildly flattered and want to take off her top. If you guess too small, she’ll be wildly insulted and want to take off her top to prove you wrong. If you guess just right, she’ll know you’re an incredibly talented and thoughtful individual. Oh, and take off her top.

5. Take her out to dinner
Right now I’m sure you’re practically dating already, so why not make it official? Take her out to your favorite economically priced eatery (bonus points if the restaurant has any signs announcing a recession special). You’ll gently wipe the pizza grease off her chin, offer to refill her diet coke, and tell hilarious stories about the time you pissed yourself Freshman year. At the end of the night, you’ll invite her back to your place. Now to be perfectly honest, there’s a chance she might play hard to get and say something romantic like “no fucking way” but thats when you pull out the big stops…and club her from behind. She’ll never look as beautiful as when you’re dragging her back to your cave.

How To Get Any Girl To Sleep With You 2
Well well well…It’s come to my attention that despite my previous and painfully clear instructions, some of you are still failing to nail any chick you want. Weird, I know. But because my drop-dread good looks and winning personality are matched only by my boundless compassion, I’ve decided to give you helpless few some more inside advice to aid you in your carnal pursuits. So if babies, sandwiches, and periodic clubbings didn’t do it for you, here are some more tips for getting the lady of your dreams this semester…

1. Find Her Best Friend and Hit on Her
The modern woman isn’t afraid of a challenge and nothing sparks that competitive flame within us all like pitting two friends against each other. Here’s the thing fellas, behind every obnoxious BFF LYLAS 4 EVA friendship is the insatiable desire to claw each others’ eyes out. Why else would chicks dig pillow fights and mud wrestling so much? Start talking up the object of your desire (henceforth known as “Prey”) and then flip the switch and go for her friend. I know what you’re thinking, “Won’t they both see through my thinly veiled attempt to double my odds?” The answer, of course, is no. We’re not that smart.

2. Be Yourself
Now that you’ve got the attention of her and her friend, feel free to just let your guard down and be… hahaha just kidding.

3. Lie
Not about the big things like what that rash really is, but about the little things… like your future intentions or financial background. Will she eventually want to see the rare Arabian pony farm you keep talking about? Yes. But that’s when you call her superficial and wearily sigh that you just once would like to find a girl who likes you for you and not your family’s obscene wealth. See how we turned that situation around? Now you’re sensitive AND she feels guilty. And do you know what guilt does? It unhooks bras.

4. Show Her Your Guns
This of course refers to your savagely attractive arms and not your extensive collection of Sci-Fi battle weapons. The easiest way to show off your guns is avoiding shirts that have sleeves. Sleeves on guys is the equivalent to girls in khaki pants anyway: they’re wildly unflattering, totally awkward, and oddly pretentious. Find yourself a good pair of Fiskers (the good kind, none of that rounded edge bullshit) and de-sleeve any piece of clothing that had the audacity to have sleeves in the first place. True your biceps may be rippling for all the wrong reasons since you took up binge drinking as a varsity sport, but that doesn’t mean you should keep your luscious limbs locked away. Don’t be afraid to let those bad boys breathe.

5. Borrow Something
I’ve always found that people tend to want to keep the things they technically own. That makes borrowing something from a girl a really good way to insure that keeping in touch with you remains a priority. You can start small with simple things like class notes or her limited edition copy of the Notebook. If that goes well, why not try bolder? Order her a drink, then ask if you can borrow $20 to pay for it. Still not bold enough? Try “borrowing” locks of her hair or the keys to her dorm room. Now that’s definitely the kind of thing we girls stay up late talking about. She won’t be able to get you off her mind! Neither will the campus police, but that’s besides the point. What made-for-the-ages modern relationship doesn’t start with a restraining order or two anyway?
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Today's lesson is about Japan
Why Japan? Because they have a
“National Penis Day” — (I kid you not!!!)
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Sex Ed (for Boys): Why Porn is Not a Good Way to Learn About Sex
Young men, you’re in your teens now and that means already you’ve seen several thousand hours of Internet porn. Many of you will soon engage in your first sexual encounter, having no practical instruction to guide you beyond those videos.

Unfortunately, what you see on PornTube represents only what certain men wish sex was like. We’re not saying that you’ll never meet a woman who enjoys, say, having semen squirted into her eyes, or having sex on camera with five strangers in the back of a decorated van. What we’re saying is that just about everything you see in those videos–including the ones that claim to be hidden camera or “reality” porn–is there specifically because real women are not like that. These videos fill a gap between fantasy and reality.

So how do you figure out what to do when you’re finally alone with a lady? Well, we can give you the basics, but the rest will be up to you.

Chapters Include:
I. It’s a Vagina, Not a Slab of Meat You’re Trying to Tenderize;
II. Your Penis Size is Probably Perfectly Fine;
III. Why Your First Time is Going to be a Humiliating Disaster, No Matter What You Do;
IV. Most Women Are Not Sexually Stimulated by Spanking;
V. Every Woman is Different and You Will Only Learn What She Likes Via Practice;
VI. That’s OK, Because the Practice is Awesome.
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6 Rules For Cheating On Your Girlfriend, Because If You’re Going To Be A Scumbag You Might As Well Be Good At It
When it comes to cheating on your girlfriend there are so many different views, some dudes think it’s no big deal, some dudes think it doesn’t count if it’s in a different area code and some dudes swear it’s the worst thing any guy can do. For some reason the dudes that think it’s a crime punishable by death are the same guys that cheat the more than Tiger woods in the playboy mansion. No matter what your stance is if you’re going to cheat then goddammit you better do it right so let go over the “Unwritten Rules for Cheating on your girl.”

Rule 1: NO LOCAL CHICKS
If you’re going to have some side action then treat it like you’re a Marine, all the missions should be on foreign soil. You never EVER take on a side mission anywhere NEAR headquarters. To many great men have banged the maid and lost it all ..Sorry Arnold. When it’s time to pick a side chick NO DISTANCE is too great 30 miles, 50 miles shit if you could find chicks living on the moon that would be great. You don’t want to be in the mall with your main girl and then like a glitter covered grim reaper here comes that stripper you banged that works at the club 4 miles away from where you live. When looking for a side chick you should in the mind set of the great trail blazers of the past, Lewis and Clark, Hernan Cortez, Captain James T. Kirk you want uncharted lands. I can guarantee when Christopher Columbus landed the first thing he claimed in the name of Spain wasn’t America …it was a piece of foreign ass.

Rule 2: NO REAL DATES
Stay focused, you don’t want another girlfriend you want KICK ASS SEX. The moment you start buying birthday gifts and going out dancing the next thing you know you got two girlfriends and that’s basically what the waiting room for Hell looks like. Remember, when it comes to being with your side chick you should treat it like a bank robbery you want to get in and out as fast as possible and leave no evidence. Sleeping over is a NO NO, cuddling is a NO NO; remember you already have a girlfriend and she will give you PLENTY of that bullshit. You’re here at this random chicks house so you can jump off the top rope like Macho Man Randy Savage, hit her with the flying elbow and pin that ass for the 1,2,3.

Rule 3: DON’T CHEAT WITH UGLY CHICKS
Remember you could get caught and you want to make sure if you do lose your main girl at least you can upgrade to the big titty stripper you have been hanging with. I often feel bad when I see some dude losing his girl that was a solid 10 for the 4 he cheated with. Losing your hot girlfriend because you got caught with some Walmart cashier is like selling your corvette to buy a laminated bus pass. Remember the ugly chick COULD find you in public and no guy wants to be in the mall and hear “BABY” yelled from across the food court only to turn around and there she is Marmaduke running full speed hurdling tables like an Olympic athlete, her knuckles dragging on the ground as she drops her sack of 50 sliders from white castle just to throw those thigh like arms around you. Now not only are you upset she found you but Mall security threatens to call the police unless you can produce a license for having a wild animal.

Rule 4: MAKE SURE SHE IS A FREAK IN THE SHEETS
What’s the point in cheating just to have the same old face to face boring sex your girl gives you. Sex with your girl sucks and you know it, every valentine’s day your girl buys lingerie and thinks that’s a gift …I’m sorry but if simply rewrapping the same old ass I get every day makes it a gift then on Christmas I’m going to take back the bracelet I gave you wrap it again and yell surprise Christmas morning. That’s right Fellas lay out every freaky, dirty, insane awesome thing you have ever wanted to do and if your side chick doesn’t want to do it DROP HER. I don’t care what your into she should do it THAT’S THE POINT OF GETTING WITH HER. I don’t care if you want to stand over her butt naked and deliver the speech from training day, if that’s what you like then jump and yell “You think you can do this to me IM THE POLICE YOU MUTHAFUCKAS WILL BE PLAYING BASKETBALL IN PELICAN BAY …SHOE PROGRAM” The side chick should ALWAYS BE A TOTAL sex maniac and willing to do it all. I once knew a girl that wanted to dress up in full football pads and be naked from the waist down and actually tackle me before sex. Do you think I did it?? Well let’s just say her ringtone was the Fox Sports football theme.

Rule 5: Never give her your real phone number
Get a goddamn prepaid cell phone from the drugstore and you keep that thing hidden like the Taliban hid hostages. Guys always make the mistake of keeping text messages and when their girl goes through their phone AND SHE MOST CERTAINLY WILL they get caught and it’s a massacre. Once every call is made every text is sent ERASE them. You need to treat every picture and text and voicemail like its evidence and imagine your main girl is a CSI detective. Don’t take pictures with your side chick I can guarantee you just became her new Facebook profile pic. When it comes to pictures you should be like bigfoot, every shot should be out of focus, blurry and from far away with no way to positively identify you. When it comes to side chicks they should have a better chance of getting a selfie with Jesus and Santa Clause high fiving than they do of getting a picture with you.

Rule 6: Don’t tell ANYBODY
Don’t tell anybody not your brother, cousin, Dad, classmates, Co-workers, priest, Jesus, bums, hobos, your imaginary friend NOT ANYBODY because guess what THEY WILL TELL AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON. You have to resist that school girl urge to giggle and tell someone about your conquest but remember it’s going to work against you. When some dumb ass guy tells his girlfriend who will then undoubtedly tell YOUR GIRL you will see why you NEVER tell anyone!

Treat these rules as law gentlemen and your rewards shall be plentiful. Happy Hunting fellas and may the force be with you.
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Drones: The Future Of Flight
Boeing Phantom Ray
Boeing Phantom Ray

Type: Military (U.S.)

Description: Boeing’s stealth Phantom Ray took to the skies for the first time in April 2011. According to Boeing, the Phantom Ray can perform missions such as intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance; suppression of enemy air defenses; and electronic attack.

Potential Deployment: Unknown. This is a “demonstrator” so there will likely be a future variation of the Ray.

General Atomics Predator Avenger
General Atomics Predator Avenger

Type: Military (U.S.)

Description: General Atomics Aeronautical Systems Predator Avenger C is a beast. According to the two-page brochure, the PAC is a “Next-Generation Multi-mission ISR and Strike Aircraft” and successor for the Predator B that can be stacked with a multitude of weaponry.

Deployment: There is one demonstration craft currently in Afghanistan.

SOCOM Mini Drone Of Doom
SOCOM Mini Drone Of Doom

Type: Military (U.S.)

Description: Yo dawg, I heard you like drones so I put a drone in your drone. One small deadly warhead-equipped mini-drone stuffed into another, to be launched from the main drone and remotely aimed at a target.

Potential Deployment: This warhead-equiped micro-UAV could be flown by SOCOM in the skies by spring 2012.

Suicide Switchblade
Suicide Switchblade

Type: Military (USA)

Description: AeroVironment’s Switchblade is meant to be a portable, rapid deployment, beyond line-of-sight, “loitering munition” that is a “magic bullet.”

A bit of advice, AeroVironment: Don’t describe a remote-controlled bomb as a “loitering munition” that you call “Switchblade,” as it conjures up images of 1950′s-style greasers loitering on street corners, flipping open switchblades idly as they wait for their favorite gals.

Luckily, greasers won’t be in charge of flying Switchblades. They’re to be controlled by infantry and according to the AeroVironment, “Flying quietly at high speed the Switchblade delivers its onboard explosive payload with precision while minimizing collateral damage.”

Potential Deployment: Undisclosed.

Nano Hummingbird

Type: Surveillance (USA, DARPA Funded)

Description: AeroVironment is at it again. In partnership with DARPA, they’ve actually managed to build a human mechanically engineered version of one of nature’s most amazing flying machines: the hummingbird. The Nano Hummingbird is a perfect bid for James Bond-esque style spy shenanigans. Once these hit the field, we’ll never look at hummingbirds the same way. “Stop looking at me! That bird is following me!”

Potential Deployment: Within five years.

Army A160 Hummingbird Drone

Type: Military (U.S. Army)

Description: Though the military’s A160 Hummingbird drone doesn’t resemble an actual hummingbird so much as AeroVironment’s take, it is raising just as many alarms because of its potential to be deployed on the U.S. home front.

Potential Deployment: May or June 2012, Afghanistan

Firescout
Firescout
Type: Military (U.S. Navy)

Description: Northrop Grumman describes the Firescout as a “Transformational Fire Scout Vertical Takeoff and Landing Tactical Unmanned Aerial Vehicle system provides unprecedented situation awareness and precision targeting support for U.S. Armed Forces of the future. The MQ-8B Fire Scout has the ability to autonomously take off and land on any aviation-capable warship and at prepared and unprepared landing zones in proximity to the soldier in contact.”

Potential Deployment: March 2013

Euro Hawk
Euro Hawk
Type: Military (German Ministry of Defense, purchased from Northrop Grumman)

Description: NG touts its Euro Hawk, built for German Ministry of Defense, as having a “wingspan larger than a commercial airliner, endurance of more than 30 hours and a maximum altitude of more than 60,000 feet, EURO HAWK is an interoperable, modular and cost-effective replacement to the aging fleet of manned Breguet Atlantic aircraft, which have been in service since 1972 and will be retired in 2010.”

Potential Deployment: 2015, 2016 (PDF)

X-47B

Type: Military (U.S. Navy)

Description: A carrier-based combat drone, Northrop Grumman’s futuristic X-47B flew in its cruise configuration for the first time on November 22, 2011. It can land with precision on the deck of a moving aircraft carrier, and features twin weapons payload bays that hold up to 4,500 lbs. (PDF).

Potential Deployment: 2018

Taranis
Taranis
Type: Military (British)

Description: BAE System’s Taranis (PDF) is aiming to “Push the boundaries by providing advancements in low observability capability and autonomous mission systems operations demonstrating the feasibility and utility of UAVs.” Such a statement starts to push the idea of fully autonomous flight from science fiction into science fact, though we’re still a long way off from having an actual real debate on fully autonomous drones fighting our battles and flying our skies.

Potential Deployment: TBD, test flights have been delayed to 2012.

Boeing Phantom Eye
Boeing Phantom Eye
Type: Communications

Description: Boeing’s hydrogen-powered Phantom Eye is a High Altitude Long Duration Craft designed to fly at 65,000 feet for up to four days.

Potential Deployment: Unknown

DARPA Vulture
DARPA Vulture
Type: Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance (ISR)

Description: DARPA’s description says the “Vulture technology enables a re-taskable, persistent pseudo-satellite capability, in an aircraft package.” Basically, DARPA is attempting to develop a super long duration craft capable of five year continuous flight. Think about that – the Vulture is intended to fly for up to five years continuously. If it were to launch this year it would be in the air for two Olympics.

Potential Deployment: Unknown

AVIATR: Drone To Fly Saturn’s Moon
AVIATR
Type: Government Funded Space Exploration

Description: While the proposal probably won’t go through for this mission, this is an aerial drone we can really get behind. AVIATR would be a long distance drone that would fly the skies of Saturn’s moon Titan.

Potential Deployment: Beyond 2020

Japan Defense Ministry Ball Drone

Type: Surveillance (Japan)

Description: Techcrunch tells us that the drone can “stand still in mid-air, fly vertically and horizontally through narrow spaces at up to 60km/h, and (which is very cool) keep on moving when it hits the ground or a wall. Thanks to three gyro sensors in its body, the machine can keep also flying even if it’s hit by an obstacle.” And all for only $1,400.

Potential Deployment: Undisclosed
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Hottest Actresses Who Have Gone Topless In A Movie
We Saw Your Boobs!

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Men Are Deep Thinkers
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think It would nice to have another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

PS: What deep thinkers men are.
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The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man
Stop talking about where you went to college.

Always carry cash. Keep some in your front pocket.

Rebel from business casual. Burn your khakis and wear a suit or jeans.

It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.

The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.

Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.

You will regret your tattoos.

Never date an ex of your friend.

Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.

If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

Time is too short to do your own laundry. 


When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.

If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.

You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means. Approach life similarly.

When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go.
 And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
 


People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy. 


When in doubt, always kiss the girl.

Tip more than you should.

You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.


Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.

If you want a nice umbrella, bring a shitty one to church.

Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning. 


Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend. Leave Rusty and Junior at home.

Be a regular at more than one bar.

Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane.

A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.


It’s better if old men cut your hair. Ask for Sammy at the Mandarin Oriental Barbershop in Hong Kong. He can share his experiences of the Japanese occupation, or just give you a copy of Playboy.

Learn how to fly-fish.

No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.

Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing.

There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.

You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.

Ask for a salad instead of fries.


Don’t split a check.

Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.

Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees.

When a bartender buys you a round, tip double. 



The cliché is that having money is about not wasting time. But in reality, money is about facilitating spontaneity.

Be spontaneous.

Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Piercings are liabilities in fights. 


Do not use an electric razor. 


Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.


Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.


One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.


#StopItWithTheHastags

Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer. 


Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.

You may only request one song from the DJ. 


Measure yourself only against your previous self.

Take more pictures. With a camera.

Place-dropping is worse than name-dropping.


When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them. 
And spend money to acquire their work.



Your clothes do not match. They go together. 


Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner. 


Staying angry is a waste of energy.


Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger. 



If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn’t want you.

Always bring a bottle of something to the party.



Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough. 


Don’t use the word “closure” or ever expect it in real life. There may still be a mortally wounded Russian mobster roaming the woods of south Jersey, but we’ll never know.

If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs. 


Drink outdoors.
 And during the day.
 And sometimes by yourself.

Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.


If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone. 


You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.


Feigning unpretentiousness is worse than being pretentious. Cut it out with the vintage Polo and that ’83 Wagoneer in Nantucket.

The New Yorker is not high-brow. Neither is The Economist. 


If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.

No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it. 


Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.

Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.

Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting at a dinner party – provided that you don’t initiate conversation with, “So, who are you reading …”

Ignore the boos. They usually come from the cheap seats.

Hookers aren’t cool, and remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.

Don’t ever say, “it is what it is.”

Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.

Don’t gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.

Remember, “rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”
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The World's 10 Best Nude Beaches

The World's 10 Best Nude Beaches
If there’s one problem with nude beaches, it’s that you can’t control who actually takes off their clothes. Also, sand gets everywhere. Even so, they’re still better than regular beaches by virtue of one simple fact — they have naked people.
Here’s our list of the 10 most sizzling seaside spots around the globe to soak up the sun, au naturel.
Spiaggia di Guvano
Spiaggia di Guvano — Corniglia, Italy
This small shoreline’s a far cry from the Riviera’s tourist-packed beaches, but well worth the short trek through a pitch-black tunnel (don’t forget a flashlight) in the mountainous Cinque Terre region. You’ll be rewarded with an isolated beach populated by naked Italians. Is there anything better?
Perk: You’ll probably be the only tourist there.
Pit: You might fall to your death attempting to reach it.

Red Beach — Crete, Greece
While Red Beach gets its name from the rusty color of the sand, here’s a better fun fact: A naked Frenchman camped out here for five years in the ’90s — carving animals and faces into the limestone — until the locals expelled him for being a bit too creepy. The name of that Frenchman? That’s right, it was none other than President François Hollande. JK! That’d be crazy, no?
Perk: There’s a refreshment bar that serves java and suds.
Pit: The sand’s a little coarse in some spots, which could do some damage (wink, wink). Bring a towel.
Valalta
Valalta — Rovinj, Croatia
Since it’s technically part of an award-winning naturist campsite, Valalta’s almost two-mile beach has something most others lack: adequate shade to keep your chestnuts from roasting. There’s also a pool with an aqua-bar AND a water slide.
Perk: The place has an onsite brewery, too. Seriously, Croatians just get it.
Pit: If you’re lodging here, you’re likely to see more of the same faces (and dangly bits) than you care to.

Bellevue Beach — Klampenborg, Denmark
During the summer months, Bellevue Beach becomes a hotspot for local young (read: hot) people who come from nearby towns looking to party. One half’s strictly topless-optional, while the other welcomes fully nude revelers — it should be immediately clear which one’s the fun half. Both!
Perk: Partying with attractive, young, naked coeds.
Pit: The music can get loud if you’re not there to party, but rather to relax and secretly ogle naked coeds behind your sunglasses.
Samurai Beach
Samurai Beach — Port Stephens, Australia
Along with the nearby One Mile Beach, Samurai’s located next to Tomaree National Park and is well-maintained year round. Unlike the family-friendly One Mile, however, Samurai is entirely clothing-optional.
Perk: Making friends while playing naked beach volleyball is a distinct possibility.
Pit: It’s also a distinct possibility that some of the park’s wildlife could kill you.

Wreck Beach — Vancouver, Canada
Located on the western end of Vancouver, Wreck’s the oldest and largest clothing-optional beach in the country — it was even nominated to be one of the “Seven Wonders of Canada”. It doesn’t get too packed (thanks to no road access), but there are vendors who wander the shore selling everything from booze to tie-dye T-shirts. The vendors, like everyone else, are semi-to-fully nude at all times. Consider this either a plus, or a minus.
Perk: Much like your popular Bastille-Meets-Boxing Day bash, you can score jello shots with little difficulty.
Pit: Let’s be honest, the climate isn’t exactly tropical; you are in Canada, after all.
Es Trenc
Es Trenc — Majorca, Spain
The secret’s out on this one, and during the peak summer months you’re likely to find hoards of visitors along the white sandy shores of Es Trenc. Fortunately, the central area of the beach (the nude part) tends to be less choked than the rest, so you can enjoy the incredible beauty of the place in relative privacy.
Perk: Motorized vehicles aren’t allowed on the beach, so you won’t be disturbed by Spanish bros revving their 4x4s.
Pit: You’ll pay through the nose at the beach bars, as well as for nearby parking.

Grande Saline — St. Bart’s
Though you can technically keep your bathing suit on here, toplessness and full-frontal nudity are more the norm for tourists. The left and right sides of Grande Saline tend to segregate by straight and gay visitors, respectively, so it pays to know which side is which before settling in.
Perk: Since the beach is super long, you can choose to mingle with the crowd or be a weird, naked loner.
Pit: When the wind picks up (and it will), the water’s a bit too rough for swimming. Also, your junk could get sandblasted.
Plage de Tahiti
Plage de Tahiti — St. Tropez, France
The beaches of St. Tropez are famous for pioneering the topless sunbathing craze of the ’60s, and Plage de Tahiti’s no exception. It’s also a well-known celebrity haunt, so leave the camera at the hotel (but bring your iPhone) and keep your eyes peeled for some famous flesh.
Perk: You might see Eva Green naked.
Pit: You’ll probably see Gerard Depardieu naked.

Praia do Pinho — Balneário Camboriú, Brazil
Located about 50 miles north of Florianopolis, 2013′s happiest city in the world, Praia do Pinho’s widely considered to be the first naturist beach in Brazil. Nudity’s mandatory here, so no taking off your shirt and then being all, like, “I’m totally going to get settled in first”. No, you’ll have to strip down if you partake in the fun.
Perk: There’s an inn and cabins for rent with ocean views.
Pit: Unaccompanied males are’t allowed on the beach, unless they’re members of the International Naturist Federation. As you are likely not, don’t forget a female friend.
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New U.S. Army Rifle!

MXT135-1
The MXT135 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System has a range of roughly 7,800 feet – and is to be deployed in Afghanistan soon. I would call it the “Equalizer.” Some call it the “Punisher.” The rifle’s gun sight uses a laser range finder to determine the exact distance to the obstruction, after which the soldier can add or subtract up to 10 meters from that distance to enable the bullets to clear the barrier and explode above or beside the target.
Soldiers will be able to use them to target snipers hidden in trenches rather than calling in air strikes. The 35-millimeter round contains a chip that receives a radio signal from the gun sight as to the precise distance to the target.
Lt. Col. Christopher Lehner, project manager for the system, described the weapon as a ‘game-changer’ that other nations will try and copy. The Army plans to buy 42,500 of the MXT135 rifles this year, enough for every member of the infantry and special forces, at a cost of $11,900.00 each. Lehner told Fox News: “With this weapon system, we take away cover from [enemy targets] forever. Tactics are going to have to be rewritten. The only thing we can see [enemies] being able to do is run away.”
MXT135-2
Experts say the rifle means that enemy troops will no longer be safe if they take cover. The MXT135 appears to be the perfect weapon for street-to-street fighting that troops in Afghanistan have to engage in, with enemy fighters hiding behind walls and only breaking cover to fire occasionally. The weapon’s laser finder would work out how far away the enemy was and then the U.S. Soldier would add one meter using a button near the trigger.
When fired, the explosive round would carry exactly one meter past the wall and explode with the force of a hand grenade above the Taliban fighter.
The army’s project manager for new weapons, Douglas Tamilio, said: ”This is the first leap-ahead technology for troops that we’ve been able to develop and deploy.”
A patent granted to the bullet’s maker, Alliant Tech systems, reveals that the chip can determine how far it has traveled. Mr. Tamilio said: “You could shoot a Javelin missile, and it would cost about $69,000. These rounds will end up costing $45.00 apiece.”
They’re relatively cheap. Lehner added: “This is a game-changer. The enemy has learned to get cover, for hundreds if not thousands of years. Well, they can’t do that anymore. We’re taking that cover from them and there’s only two outcomes: We’re going to get you behind that cover or force you to flee.” The rifle will initially use high-explosive rounds, but its makers say that it might later use versions with smaller explosive charges that aim to stun rather than kill.
MXT135-3
What one of the revolutionary bullets looks like that can be pre-programmed to explode to hit troops that are hiding.
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10 Ways To Correctly “Do” Foreplay, By Adult Film Star Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign
Believe it or not… I love sex : )

However, I do not get a ton of action off-camera, for the following reasons:

1. I am selective.

2. I do it for work, so I’m not in desperate need of it.

3. I do not have a boyfriend (single and looking, though).

I do, however, know that when I DO decide to part take in the act, I want to make it special, intimate, fulfilling, romantic, and sometimes just really full of orgasms. Want to know how I make sure this happens every time? I lead, obviously, and most importantly, I implement foreplay (which reminds me – I used to strip at a club called “4PLAY” in Westwood, but that’s a story for another time…).

Here are some fab tips and tricks for you, from me, about what the ladies want / expect / wish / demand / lust / desire…. when it comes to foreplay in the bedroom (wherever your actively fucking):

1.The massage. I put this at the very top of the list, because it is my truly, absolutely, most favorite part of the whole escapade. Massages can be so hot, sexy, romantic, sensual, and just a plain turn on! I genuinely would bang a female massage therapist that I’m not psychically attracted to, just because she gives a good massage. Seriously. And by “bang,” I mean she could even go down on me. I just love massages, and want to express to my Bro’s how a simple massage could turn into the best sex of your life. A tip: remember her upper thighs… those are the best parts!

2. Kissing! I love kissing – fresh breath and tongue, on my neck and all over my body – kissing is the perfect lead-in to feeling up and down her body. Getting her wet, with your cock hard, and teasing the fuck out of each other…so HOT. Just remember: fresh breath is ALWAYS appreciated.

3. Setting the mood. Ultimately, any place you want to fuck can probably be accommodated, aside from the really illegal places… and any place can be set up to be a real sexy area, but the trick for me is in the pre-planning. Everything in life is smoother with a game plan, right? The other day, I cleared my hotel furniture and attempted to fuck on the windowsill. It could have backfired, but the attempt is what counted, and planning helped a lot before we even got started! So – try to make the location of the sex fun, frisky, and hot. Use candles and lighting, scents and music, decor or none at all – just think about how the place makes you feel, and how it will make her feel, and increase it with your senses so the kind of sex you have is inspired by the mood you’ve set.

4. Conversation. Sounds so simple, but a great interaction with someone, a real intellectual talk, even a spiritual one, or even a fun and playful banter, can change the way I see an individual. Try to not be too full of yourself – and make sure to ask her lots of questions about herself. People love to talk about themselves, don’t you? Having a hard time breaking the ice? Knowing a little about what’s going on in the world, or in pop culture, or having common likes and dislikes, can really help to spark interest.

5. Titty play. Boobs can be ultra sensitive; I know mine are! Lots of attention to my tits is always appreciated, and makes a woman feel really sexually desired, so make sure to touch them and caress them, suck them, and lick them – and of course if foreplay goes accordingly… TITTY FUCK them! Of course, tread carefully – some girls get annoyed if they’re not turned on before titty play, so if she seems like that kind of girl, maybe start with something else to get her warmed up before attacking the tits.

6. Butt play. It’s not for the weak of heart. I’m only kidding in my case – that’s totally a turn on to me, and I don’t mean just anal sex. I mean you can softly or roughly grab my ass, kiss it, lick it, and anally rim it. I love a man to want to eat my ass out, with his tongue deep inside me. Is that too much info?

7. Play with that clitoris. Start just over the top of, twirl it around, and listen to her moans to see what she’s into. Make sure you’re not going too hard, by asking her how she likes it. Kiss her when you’re playing with her clit, and look into her eyes, and touch her neck with your mouth. This can all lead to an orgasm, with absolutely no sex…and she’ll thank you for it!

8. Finger that pussy. All this action has got her soaking wet by now – at least mine would be. So slip your clean fingers deep inside of her, and bang her, nice and slow, and then speed it up. Make sure she is okay with this – you can move up to 2 fingers or more, which can be really fun as well.

9. Spanking. My personal fetish can get a certain type of woman in the mood to play dirty, and I mean real dirty. Make sure you test it out first though – start softly, and see if she’s into it. If she’s not into it, do not continue. But more than likely she is, and you should absolutely try to “punish” her to the extent that she is comfortable. This is about turning HER on, not hurting her! : )

10. Pussy licking. My personal favorite and most important part! If she’s nervous, keep working at it to convince her to love it. If she’s going to have sex with you, how could she not, right? Some girls are very insecure about their girl parts, and need a little extra confidence about how good they taste, and smell, and feel. Get your tongue and face up in there, and be the man I know you are – eat her out properly!

11. Make her cum. The end.

XOXO
LOVE, TASHA
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Unforgettable Nude Scenes
Stacy Martin and Shia LaBeouf don’t hold back in ”Nymphomaniac: Volume 1”; see others who’ve disrobed for a role. (Hey, people! The human body is nothing to snicker at! Okay, maybe sometimes…)
Nymphomaniac
STACY MARTIN AND SHIA LABEOUF
In Nymphomaniac (2014)
As their suggestive promo posters made clear, Lars Von Trier’s two-volume exploration of an insatiable woman (played by Martin at a young age in flashback scenes, Charlotte Gainsbourg when character is at her current age) includes graphic sex scenes, with LaBeouf playing her first love(r). There’s nudity to spare throughout the film, which includes costars such as Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Christian Slater, and Connie Nielsen. To figure out which of those performers get full-frontal, you’ll have to see the film (though EW’s Chris Nashawaty wouldn’t necessarily recommend it.

Only Lovers Left Alive
TILDA SWINTON & TOM HIDDLESTON
In Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
Bless Jim Jarmusch for bringing together everyone’s Internet boyfriend and the big screen’s most glorious weirdo, larger than life and in flagrante! Swinton and Hiddleston play a pair of centuries-old vampires who rekindle their flame in Detroit (as you do) in the forthcoming film. Of course, getting buck naked onscreen is old hat for Hiddleston, who was nude in 2011′s The Deep Blue Sea. Just sayin’, Hiddles: Two times is a coincidence, three is a lifestyle. Is it time for a lifestyle change? (The Internet screams, ”YES!”)

On the Road
KRISTEN STEWART
In On the Road (2012)
Nudity was just part of the gig for Stewart when she signed on for the film version of Jack Kerouac’s seminal book, in which she portrays the free-spirited Marylou. ”I love pushing. I love scaring myself,” Stewart, seen here sitting naked between costars Sam Riley and Garret Hedlund, told People. Scared is not what comes across in her performance, says EW’s Owen Gleiberman. Stewart ”acts this scene very well — for once, she looks more ebullient than cool.”

Wanderlust
JENNIFER ANISTON
In Wanderlust (2012)
She’s shown her bottom in The Break-Up and sported lustful lingerie in Horrible Bosses, but in this year’s Wanderlust, Jennifer Aniston was finally ready to let the gloves (and more) come off. Though her nude bod is pixilated in the film, the scene in question features Aniston going topless for news cameras — an act that she’s called ”liberating” to many a news source. You could also call it a tease.

Mildred Pierce
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
In HBO’s Mildred Pierce (2011)
When Wood took on the role of Veda Pierce, one of the worst daughters in pop culture, she reportedly turned to her onscreen mom Kate Winslet for help with her first full-frontal nude scene. From what we’ve seen of the five-part miniseries, she took Winslet’s just-do-it advice to heart, merkin and all.

Machete
JESSICA ALBA
In Machete (2010)
Alba has admitted that she’s not really completely naked in this steamy nude scene, but it’s doubtful that anyone’s complaining about the final CGI’ed product.

Hot Tub Time Machine
JESSICA PARÉ
In Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Before she won over Don Draper on Mad Men this season, Paré played rub-a-dub-dub in the tub with Craig Robinson’s weepy Nick

Basic Instinct
SHARON STONE
In Basic Instinct (1992)
It was the leg-crossing heard ’round the world. With one shift of her not-inconsequential gams, Sharon Stone became a star.

Monster's Ball
HALLE BERRY
In Monster’s Ball (2001)
This wasn’t the first time Halle Berry had dropped her kit for a movie — that’d be the otherwise forgettable Swordfish — but it was the first time she had a valid reason to do so. As a woefully repressed recent widow, baring her body to Billy Bob Thornton’s prison guard was the equivalent to baring her soul. Plus, it was totally hot

Short Cuts
JULIANNE MOORE
in Short Cuts (1993)
Moore has recounted that Robert Altman warned her that the role of Marian Wyman had a lengthy monologue where she confesses her infidelity to her husband (Matthew Modine) while naked from the waist down. The redheaded actress says she not only agreed to take the role on the spot but also told Altman that, as a bonus, viewers would see that the carpet matches the drapes. We did, and it does.

Le Mépris
BRIGITTE BARDOT
in Le Mépris (1963)
Master provocateur Jean-Luc Godard began his ambitious Hollywood satire (and loose adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey) Contempt with a lengthy, unbroken shot of the bare loveliness of Brigitte Bardot (although only from behind). While Godard rapidly changes the color of the light — making us aware of the manipulated, air-brushed, artificial nature of screen goddesses — costar Michel Piccoli enumerates Bardot’s physical attributes in a literary device known as blason, gleefully mixing high and low culture.

Titanic
KATE WINSLET
in almost anything — Titanic (1997), Iris (2001), Little Children (2006)…
This lovely leading lady is no stranger to dropping trou (and blou) — in the name of art, of course. There were the sensual shots in Iris, all the sex in Little Children, and how could we forget the infamous naked drawing scene in Titanic? But, you really can’t blame her for the latter — in 1997, just about any girl would have disrobed for Leonardo DiCaprio.

Paradise
PHOEBE CATES
In Paradise (1982)
This Blue Lagoon-esque island adventure romp may have earned Willie Aames a Golden Raspberry and gotten no critical love, but it did introduce the rest of the world to Phoebe Cates, who had one breathtaking shower scene under a waterfall.
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